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If it took six pigs two hours from Flashcomment Apple jokes Jokes
If it took six pigs two hours to eat the apples in the orchard, how many hours would it take three pigs? None, because the six pigs have already eaten them all.

What reads and lives in an apple from Flashcomment Apple jokes Jokes
What reads and lives in an apple ? A bookworm !

Whats the difference between a worm and from Flashcomment Apple jokes Jokes
What's the difference between a worm and an apple ? Have you ever tried worm pie ?!

What did the Gorilla do with the from Flashcomment Apple jokes Jokes
What did the Gorilla do with the apple he was holding in his hands? He brought it to school and said, 'An Ape-lle for the teacher!'

Why did Eve want to move to from Flashcomment Apple jokes Jokes
Why did Eve want to move to New York ? She fell for the Big Apple !

What do you get if you cross from Flashcomment Apple jokes Jokes
What do you get if you cross a jogger with an apple pie ? Puff pastry !

Why dont apples smile when you go from Flashcomment Apple jokes Jokes
Why don't apples smile when you go bobbing ? Because they're crab apples !

What did the worm want to do from Flashcomment Apple jokes Jokes
What did the worm want to do when he grew up? He wanted to join the Apple Core (Corps).

What did the apple say to the from Flashcomment Apple jokes Jokes
What did the apple say to the apple pie? "You've got some crust."

What kind of apple isnt an appleA from Flashcomment Apple jokes Jokes
What kind of apple isn't an apple? A pineapple.

What is the left side of an from Flashcomment Apple jokes Jokes
What is the left side of an apple? The part that you don't eat.

What kind of apple has a short from Flashcomment Apple jokes Jokes
What kind of apple has a short temper? A crab apple.

Why did the farmer hang raincoats all from Flashcomment Apple jokes Jokes
Why did the farmer hang raincoats all over his orchard? Someone told him he should get an apple Mac

After a minor mathematical error on a from Flashcomment Apple jokes Jokes
After a minor mathematical error on a routine report, a worker's boss tried to belittle him in front of his peers. Angrily she asked, "If you had 4 apples and I asked for one, how many would you have left?" Quickly he replied, "If it was you who asked, I'd still have 4 apples."

A Pittsburgh steel worker was driving through from Flashcomment Apple jokes Jokes
A Pittsburgh steel worker was driving through northern California's apple country. He stopped at an orchard and asked the owner, "How much are yer apples?" "All you can pick for one dollar," said the rancher. "Okay," said the Pennsylvanian. "I'll take two dollars' worth."

Two girls were having their packed lunch from Flashcomment Apple jokes Jokes
Two girls were having their packed lunch in the school yard. One had an apple and the other said, 'Watch out for worms won't you !' The first one replied, 'why should I ? They can watch out for themselves.

Dad do you like baked apples Yes from Flashcomment Apple jokes Jokes
Dad, do you like baked apples? Yes son, why? The orchard's on fire.

If an apple a day keeps the from Flashcomment Apple jokes Jokes
If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, what does an onion do? Keeps everyone away.

How do you make an apple turnover from Flashcomment Apple jokes Jokes
How do you make an apple turnover? Push it down hill.

What can a whole apple do that from Flashcomment Apple jokes Jokes
What can a whole apple do that half an apple can't do? It can look round.